Rants and Moans

	Whackie Jackie? 01/04/2008 Update: FOR OBVIOUS AND QUITE SORDID REASONS THIS PAGE IS ATTRACTING A LOT OF HITS. I'D LIKE TO THANK MAX MOSLEY FOR PROSTITUTING HIMSELF AND BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO HELP WHIP UP LASHINGS MORE VISIT..... read more>
	What Did I Just See? 04/10/2007 The other week I tuned in to 'The Hotel Inspector' on Channel 5 for some light entertainment...... The Hotel Inspector Part 1: The program started by explaining that expert Ruth Watson aimed to revive..... read more>
	Willy OneCare - Hands Jobs Amunition! 06/02/2007 Far be it for me to gloat but I TOLD YOU SO! It seems that Microsofts OneCare security product is not quite as good at its job as one would have hoped. If you are surprised by this revelation then can..... read more>
	Vista - The Want Our Windows factor 02/02/2007 Is that Wow? I can remember the excitement and anticipation of installing a beta version of Windows 95 on a PC to try it out before its official launch, ah those were the days! Time passed and 98 come..... read more>
	Curbing my enthusiasm 09/01/2007 When it comes to mobile phones I find it VERY hard, nay, IMPOSSIBLE to get enthusiastic about them. Manufacturers simply pack them with more and more jack-of-all-trades functions and facilities that I..... read more>
	All Music Is Shite!... Or so I am told. 16/11/2006 It is 3:00 am. There are many, many nights where I wake Rosy up with my snoring. I am terrible for snoring and when I snore I SNORE (so I am told) so I can hardly complain about the very rare occasion..... read more>
	Post-mortem 26/10/2006 It really isn’t on! The woman has loads of money, lots of servants but she can’t keep a handle on what one of her companies is doing, or not doing...to me, one of her subjects! And to think, the numbe..... read more>
	Chill Out, Tune In, Opt Out 12/10/2006 SORRY! It has been some time since my last blog, sorry but I have been busy with loads of things which I will fill you in on later. Don’t worry, it INCLUDES dentist things as well as a good cup of cof..... read more>
	"We are winning!" 11/08/2006 Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf was the Iraqi Minister of Information during the Gulf War. His press conferences were compelling insights into the psyche of the Iraqi government. His statements on the progres..... read more>
	Save My Bacon! 02/08/2006 I remember my mam sending me to the corner shop for some bacon, I would have probably been about 9 or 10 years old. The side of bacon would be wrapped in muslin cloth and was kept hung on a big hook i..... read more>
	The Oscar For Best Actor Goes To... 06/07/2006 Jacques Cousteau (pictured above) was a famous French diver but other famous divers such as Portugal's Ronaldo and Figo add an acting dimension to the art that Cousteau could only ever blow bubbles at..... read more>
	They think it is all over... and so should we 01/06/2006 Well June has arrived and I woke up this morning to the sound of rain, typical English weather. I’m not going to moan about the state of the weather, I have other long standing English obsessions to b..... read more>
	A new word for the dictionary 30/05/2006 I don’t know why it is but whenever I am ‘accosted’ by a salesman in that well-known “stamping down on prices” PC store (let’s call it ‘Percy World’), my heckles rise. They are always pleasant, courte..... read more>